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Mattias

A tradional Scandinavian name, originating from the Bible. Despite its popularity, it is little known that the name means 'Tax collector of Yahweh'. People who go by this name tend to have sensitive dispositions, but are worth the patience.

Virtues include intelligence, pleasant facial features, high levels of charm and occasionally long blonde hair resembling that of their viking ancestors. Mattias will have a sound sense of perspective, and realise the important things in life, as well as having a profound level of communication, both written and oral. Has a congenital tendency towards geekiness.

"That Mattias clubbed me over the head with his axe yesterday. I didn't really mind, he's kinda cute."

Gustav

1.Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself. Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.

2.People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet.

3.A person of low intellect.

4.A person incapable of earning their own living.

5.A person who, due to some profound physical/biological anomaly, is incapable of feeding, dressing, or bathing themselves.

"why is he trying to outsmart a dog...what a gustav"

Staffan/Old man

staffan isn't defined yet.

Old man

someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.

I'm such an old man! I'm so old!

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